New Box Office Quote of the Day
I pick up the phone.
"Pacific Theatre box office, this is Ryan. Can I help you?"
"Oh, hi there. I was just wondering if you had any more seats for tonight's show."
"Sorry, sir, unfortunately we're all sold out for tonight's show."
"Are you sure? We're small people."
"What was that?"
"I said we're very small."
Pause.
"I see...well unfortunately we only have so many seats so once they're gone we're all sold out. Sorry about that."
Click.
1 Comments:
Ok- THANK YOU! I kept telling people that people really DO say such things to box office people, but no one ever believed me! Amazing. And freakin' hilarious!
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