intentionally and intimidating-ly untitled

Dear readers of this blog,

I am currently holding my next post hostage. I am keeping it chained to a pipe it in my basement. He is sad. He will never see the light of day again unless my demands are met:

If you ever want to see the next post you must post one comment on this blog at your leisure.

Remember, this post's online existence is in your hands. I've been slowly revising him a little bit each day to sustain him, but in 3 days those revisions will END!

Do not attempt to hatch any rescue plots or he will be deleted. Do not attempt to contact me. You have been warned.

Sincerly,

~Hostile Hostage Guy